A lack of restraint
Dear Unilever:
I wish to purchase a ten-pound bucket of the crackly, sugary substance that is swirled throughout Ben & Jerry’s Crème Brûlée Ice Cream. Once I receive this bucket, I will strap it on my face like a feedbag and suck down the sweet goodness it contains until my stomach is on the verge of exploding.
I am prepared to indemnify you against all claims arising from the diabetic coma that will inevitably result.
Yours in butterfat,
Jeff
17 October 2008 8:16 AM
Comments
You must miss Frosting Day on Dwight.
Posted by Elanor on 22 October 2008 7:37 AM
SO MUCH!
Posted by Jeff on 22 October 2008 7:35 PM
You do recognise the irony of this post following the gym workout post?
Posted by Cdawg on 1 November 2008 9:46 AM