I totally rocked my delts
Today I paid my first visit to the gym in about, oh, four years. People: What was I thinking? What kept me away for so long? I love going to the gym! And I hope you all remind me that I said this in writing, on the Internet, if I start to get lazy about it.
My main fitness goal is to lose 70 pounds. Okay, I’m kidding. Eighty pounds.
4 September 2008 9:07 PM
Comments
You should totally get pregnant. Having a baby is the best weight loss strategy ever. But you have to be pregnant for nine months first. And before than you should have a uterus.
Posted by Elizabeth on 4 September 2008 10:20 PM
Liz, could I borrow your uterus?
Posted by Jeff on 5 September 2008 7:07 AM
When I'm finished with it, you're welcome to have it.
Posted by Elizabeth on 7 September 2008 1:51 PM